Uni life

How do you feel on the first day of your uni life? Excited? Estranged? Lovely?

Well... I had mixed, complicated feelings.

Freaky. Scary.

A huge, disgusting, safety-threatening cockroach crawled pass me during my first lecture...

A new fact learned:

Married men live longer than unmarried men

Married women die faster than unmarried women

So, I figure out that it is better for ladies to remain single and men to get married (i mean a man-man marriage)

Yucksss.......

I had never been so "sui" (bad luck) before.

Forgetfulness and mindless have always been typical of me. I had lost both my pencil case and water bottle in the same day but at different venue and time.

Alas! What a massive lost!

However, after two days, I got back my pencil case from the lost and found department.

And what's more?

There is a pen, obviously not mine, inside it.

Should I take it back to the lost and found department as well???

My new friends had certainly impressed by my gift of absent-mindedness.

What to do???

But the thought of me leaving some souvenirs inside the bodies of my patients in future really sent a chill into my spine.

Oh no.... Stop right HERE! Don't think. Don't think...

Venue : Monash library.

Cold and having the super emergency call of nature, and frustrated that the 3rd floor wash room is under cleaning, I had to dashed to the floor below for the wash room.

What happened to me??? Am I hallucinating or what?

The men sign is like a lady with skirt. (Not this. This is the ladies)

And yes. I went IN!

Though it seemed odd to have

this in ladies, but who cares?

I don't.

I just want to pee.

A deep clearing-throat voice coming from the toilet reminded me that

THIS IS INDEED A MALE TOILET.

Run!

The door flung open. A guy, yes a male, walked in...

Maybe he don't want to embarrass me.

Or maybe he was too tall and my height could not reach his level of vision.

Or maybe I am just so man.

Nothing happened. No shouting. No shock. Nothing.

Just calm.

And me?

"Sorry." and flew. :p