theory on shit

It feel so nice ( = ecstatic + relieve + happy + everything that is positive ) after expelling out the excessive weight I carried in my body after being constipated for some time.

I am sure all my room mates agree on that, for some reasons. ^^

Which then makes us LOVE to show off after our BIG business in the toilet each time.

And weird enough, we are proud of it. O.o

Eventually, I came to a theory on shit:

有吃有大便，没吃没大便，

不是不大便，时候还没到。

can never be luckier

"God loves silly kids"

I believe that there is still some truth in the song sang by Andy Lau.

With my silly, blurry, simple-minded character, it is nearly impossible for me to survive in this world. The fact that I am now still alive is a miracle.

I cannot imagine who and how would I be if God has not love me that much. Blessing me all along with my caring family, all the really truly good friends, and also LINDA!!

I am eating my favourite baked sweet potatoes now, still hot off the stove. Yearning for days to taste it, linda got this for me as a surprise. Each time, he will be drenched by the sweat when he deliver food for me.

He said: "I know that you love to eat while it is still warm, so I off the air-conditioner"

A simple act that touches deep into my heart.

Awwwhhh....

I know. I know. Don't envy me. =p

Thank you God for everything.

I will be grateful and appreciate every precious moment I have now - to love and to be loved.

Guys, thank you for being here for me each time i needed you all.

I LOVE YOU. ^^

PS. Can you all just ignore the pimples on my face?? Hahah.. =D

a fairy tale...

Never ever had I thought that I live in fairy tale world myself.

It is a far-from-reach dream in the TV screen. A fantasy.

However, now staying in the hostel, made me feel like one.

Each and everytime I went out with friends, I had got to rush back before the clock struck 12 in the midnight. Curfew....

And it is so so Cinderella who needs to get back before the magic lost its effect.

Hahah...

And I had to get back so that I wont get a warning letter.

Hmmm...

Cinderella ends up with her dream man and live happily ever after.

Will this apply to me too??

Pray hard. hahah... =)

The BIG thing

4th April had always been the BIG day.

What is the BIG thing??? Presents, of course.

I hate buying presents to people because it is hard to choose a suitable one. But love receiving them. Knowing others will have that have problem also, I decided to put up a birthday present list. To save up YOUR trouble.

This will be especially useful for my bro, I believe.

(He forgot to wish me happy birthday, so a birthday present would be compulsory. haha... =D)

A present need to be practical. So, after thinking for some time, the things that I am still lacking are:

1. 24K, flawless, sparkling, GENUINE diamond (be it a necklace or ring or whatever it is on)

2. A lovely vacation package to Paris or Italy or UK.. (make it 2 packages la, so that i can go with someone dear). A VALID one, of course!

3. A Prince Charming??? One that every girl love, but he choose to love me only... hahah...

4. A scholarship to further my tertiary studies in wherever I like!! Best with no bond la.

5. A year of unlimited food supply!!!

6. Credit cards with unlimited money in bank!!!!!!

That's all I can think for now la. Will update If I can think of any later.

Bro, good luck!! heheh.... =)

Can my birthday wishes ever come true???

Girls, think twice...

My housemate had just shared a guy-philosophy with me.

Quite interesting. =)

But definitely nothing new.

Before marriage, guys want girls to be DEPENDENT on them.

Guy : " You have a broken pipe? Ok. Ok. I'm on my way."

" I'll repair the computer for you."

" Please, I would like to help you with that."

Ohhhh.... So sweet...

After marriage?

They expect girls to be INDEPENDENT.

Scenario: A broken pipe in the kitchen. Again.

Girl : "The pipe is leaking. Don't you want to do anything with it?"

Guy : "Oh? Last time, that was my mum's job..."

The reality is,

Guy marry girl = Security

The girl will be bounded by marriage.

Guy : "Aha!!! She is mine."

=p

So? What you think?

The toughest part of my life

A pure torture, I would say.

To do this every now and then.

I find it very exhausting and energy-consuming.

And this torturous task is to KEEP AWAKE for lectures and tutorials.

My eye-lids just will just get heavier as time tickles past.

It was just as inevitable as the fact that it is impossible to keep the cockroach out of the lecture hall.

I have to, literally, summoned every strength I have to keep the eye-lids muscles working.

It is indeed a strenuous exercise, I have to say.

There will be endless of suffering in time to come...

Uni life

How do you feel on the first day of your uni life? Excited? Estranged? Lovely?

Well... I had mixed, complicated feelings.

Freaky. Scary.

A huge, disgusting, safety-threatening cockroach crawled pass me during my first lecture...

A new fact learned:

Married men live longer than unmarried men

Married women die faster than unmarried women

So, I figure out that it is better for ladies to remain single and men to get married (i mean a man-man marriage)

Yucksss.......

I had never been so "sui" (bad luck) before.

Forgetfulness and mindless have always been typical of me. I had lost both my pencil case and water bottle in the same day but at different venue and time.

Alas! What a massive lost!

However, after two days, I got back my pencil case from the lost and found department.

And what's more?

There is a pen, obviously not mine, inside it.

Should I take it back to the lost and found department as well???

My new friends had certainly impressed by my gift of absent-mindedness.

What to do???

But the thought of me leaving some souvenirs inside the bodies of my patients in future really sent a chill into my spine.

Oh no.... Stop right HERE! Don't think. Don't think...

Venue : Monash library.

Cold and having the super emergency call of nature, and frustrated that the 3rd floor wash room is under cleaning, I had to dashed to the floor below for the wash room.

What happened to me??? Am I hallucinating or what?

The men sign is like a lady with skirt. (Not this. This is the ladies)

And yes. I went IN!

Though it seemed odd to have

this in ladies, but who cares?

I don't.

I just want to pee.

A deep clearing-throat voice coming from the toilet reminded me that

THIS IS INDEED A MALE TOILET.

Run!

The door flung open. A guy, yes a male, walked in...

Maybe he don't want to embarrass me.

Or maybe he was too tall and my height could not reach his level of vision.

Or maybe I am just so man.

Nothing happened. No shouting. No shock. Nothing.

Just calm.

And me?

"Sorry." and flew. :p